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DAILY THOT / PUBLISHED 2026-09-27

Gratitude Dial

Service counters that solicit extra payment must keep the worker’s base wage posted beside the gratitude dial, and the NO EXTRA setting must be the same size and reach as every suggested amount.

Story time: June 15, 2230 · Counter hours · Published 2026-09-27 · Follow the timeline ↗

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Gratitude Dial comic by Guido Lanthorn. Full text follows below.
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Panel 1

After a clerk hands over a ration bundle, a large brass dial blocks the counter: GENEROUS, KIND, DECENT; NO EXTRA is tiny underneath.

Caption: The bundle was paid for. Gratitude remained at checkout.

DIAL: CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER.

Panel 2

The buyer struggles to reach the tiny option while the worker watches awkwardly.

BUYER: Which setting pays your wage?

WORKER: None of them reliably.

Panel 3

The worker posts the base wage beside the dial and enlarges NO EXTRA to match the other settings.

WORKER: Kindness can be invited. Payroll cannot.

Panel 4

The buyer selects no extra, then helps carry a crate; another customer tips freely without the dial blocking either person.

Caption: Gratitude returned to being voluntary.

DIAL: Engagement reduced.

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